I'm Not Relieved By This
What an innovative idea. Take a look at this new portable restroom for men who play golf. It's the UroClub. Now I don't play golf, but even if I did I still wouldn't use one of these. For years men have been peeing outside behind or next to; trees, bushes, fences, boat motors, tents, telephone poles, cars, golf carts, phone booths, pickup trucks and off roofs and bridges. There's something unmanly about peeing into a golf club. I think it's for wussies. When men were men we didn't need one of these. But then again that probably applies to lots of things.
Anyway, think about new items that may be developed because of this one. What if you had to pee while you were up to bat while playing baseball? The Bathroombat of course. A removable cap on the handle solves the problem. If you're fishing you might use the Peepole. What if you have to go while you're in a canoe or rowboat? You could use the Puddlepaddle. Just wait, you'll see that the possibilities are endless. Seems like a Whizstick could just as easily be designed for hockey players.
Seeing the UroClub reminded me of an idea I had years ago. Back when the Pocket Fisherman by Ron Popeil was being heavily advertised. I thought Ron should come up with Pocket Urinal. It would inflate in seconds and look just like a porcelain urinal. Since it would be made out of a material that would disintegrate when coming in contact with water it would disappear immediately after you used it. Now that would be much more manly than a Uroclub.
You know after thinking about it; there are probably enough wussies out there ready to buy the Uroclub that the designer will become rich. Maybe I should start considering the needs of wussies and develope a product line just for them.
Anyway, think about new items that may be developed because of this one. What if you had to pee while you were up to bat while playing baseball? The Bathroombat of course. A removable cap on the handle solves the problem. If you're fishing you might use the Peepole. What if you have to go while you're in a canoe or rowboat? You could use the Puddlepaddle. Just wait, you'll see that the possibilities are endless. Seems like a Whizstick could just as easily be designed for hockey players.
Seeing the UroClub reminded me of an idea I had years ago. Back when the Pocket Fisherman by Ron Popeil was being heavily advertised. I thought Ron should come up with Pocket Urinal. It would inflate in seconds and look just like a porcelain urinal. Since it would be made out of a material that would disintegrate when coming in contact with water it would disappear immediately after you used it. Now that would be much more manly than a Uroclub.
You know after thinking about it; there are probably enough wussies out there ready to buy the Uroclub that the designer will become rich. Maybe I should start considering the needs of wussies and develope a product line just for them.
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